ahnahwintour:

*gets a compliment*image

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nosdrinker:

well behaved women rarely make history but neither do boring teenage girls who do nothing but party so you’re in a bit of a pickle there champ

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moriarty:

bbcjohn:

Lupita’s brother is a FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE IN FLORIDA and he went to MADONNA’S house last night and partied with BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH until six am GIVE ME THAT LIFE

lupita’s brother’s selfie game so strong he blocked angelina jolie

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anidioticblogger:

excuse me waiter where are my crayons

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  • me: *laughs hysterically*
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